Since
September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before
in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous
adversity.
We have weathered
direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate scandal,
layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and
a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small.
But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest
challenge yet.
Hundreds of
Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living
at just below, or, in most cases, far above the seven-figure salary
level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived
of their life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as
a result of the upcoming strike situation.
Yes,
we are aware that the strike has been averted. However you
can still help by contributing to a fund that will insure
there will never be another strike or even the threat of one.
This fund will guarantee the players have financial security
and will not have to face the threat of poverty a strike could
cause.
Just
scroll on down and fill out the form. Protect our players!
You
can help!
For
only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the
cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player
remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution
by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum
salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!
Although
$700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball player
it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing
in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred
dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment,
two unemployment checks, or a month of medical insurance with COBRA,
but to a baseball player, $700 will partially replace his daily
salary.
Your
commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new
Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
How will I know I am helping?
Each
month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player
you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k),
real estate,
and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus,
upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo
of the player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in
the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional
$150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other
peoples' suffering.
How
will he know I am helping?
Your
MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants
to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name,
he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special
operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I
would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked
below:
Infielder
Outfielder
Starting
Pitcher
Ace
Pitcher
Alex
Rodriguez
(Higher cost:
$60,000 per day)
Entire
team
(Please
call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team - $10 per
minute)
Avert
a strike
(Yes,
the strike has been called off. We are all so thankful. But I want
to help create a fund that will avert any future strike.)
Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player
for the duration of the strike or the amount selected in the "Avert
a Strike" box.
Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with
an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very own Donald Fehr
MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for
hat - free for the avert a strike sponsors).
All
fields must be completed.
Your
Name:
Telephone
Number:
Account
Number:
Exp.Date:
MasterCard
Visa
Discover
American Express
Be
sure to click the button
Or, call 1-900-****-THE-FANS now to enroll
by phone ($10 per minute).
Disclaimer:
Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have sponsored,
either in person or by other means including, but not limited
to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Contributions
are not tax-deductible.